A blog dedicated to my gorgeous twin boys, my stunning wife and my sport of triathlon.
A thought - "If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, then the Ironman must have taken Him by surprise and Marathon Des Sables must have completely dumbfounded Him"
From the Ironman running rules "1. No form of locomotion other than running, walking OR CRAWLING is allowed"
"Do, or do not, there is no TRY" Yoda. "There is no Spoon" The Oracle
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Caption Competition
Here's a picture from the recent 70.3 Half Ironman Putrajaya, Malaysia. Taken by Shazly (It's of yours tuly, in case you didn't recognise me). I thought it was worthy of a "Caption Competition" - so add your comments - preferably funny, you can be as rude as you like and I'll come up with some equally silly prize for the best one.
I know you won your age category, but walking on water is a bit too much to accept!
ReplyDeleteWalking on water, Simon?? Congratulations you just been promoted from Ironman to IronSaint
ReplyDeleteMind over matter: I'm a Jesus lizzard, I'm a Jesus lizzard....
ReplyDeleteYou are DQ'ed! Swim, not walk on water.
ReplyDeleteNow that's why it took you only 37 mins for your "swim". You walked it!
ReplyDeletePutrajaya Fashion Faux Pa - Competitor 167 wears neoprene hat during the run.
ReplyDeletePutrajaya Inaugural Duathlon - Run, Bike, Run
ReplyDeleteNew age group structure for Triathlons:
ReplyDeleteElite
Holy men, prophets and messiahs
Mortals
Crocodile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei'm floating!! weee! :)
ReplyDeleteHey Mate......can you see my prostate??
ReplyDeletedoes my bum look bog in this?
ReplyDeleteSimon Magic
ReplyDeleteIntroducing the latest fall design in TRI wear..... the Air Cross!
ReplyDeleteSo buoyant you walk on water!!
Get one now and be a step Above the Competition
Hey Remo, how is your Korean master? Is he still alive? Bet you can still dodge bullets!!!
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