Broken Saddle

I'm setting myself up for the obvious comments again but I can't lie, my big fat bottom broke my beautiful San Marco Aspide Trigel saddle this morning. It had made some funny noises during the ride on Wednesday and as I was struggling through this morning's turbo session there was a big cracking noise and the saddle became very asymmetric.

Deja vu after Tuesday night's treadmill incident but in the spirit of things and as I'm becoming accustomed to broken gear mid session I carried on and finished an hour and a half set, albeit a little lopsided.

As it happens the almost indestructible titanium rail sheered in half!!

All sarcastic comments will be ignored but feel free to post them - I'm a big boy (too big it seems).