Friday, September 24, 2010

Husband Down on Aisle 22

(courtesy of CK Chew - made me guffaw with laughter, good one Chew thanks for the laugh)

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

1 comment:

Matty O said...

HAHAHA that was hilarious. I now have a retort to my wife when she tells me not to buy beer!

I will let you know how it goes when I tell her that line too.