Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Manuel led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' Manuel replied drunkenly.
'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).
'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.
His two mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past three in the f*#king morning!!!'
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