The storm that never came

(Courtesy of my lovely wife, Shilpa)

Simon woke up one fine morning with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of panadol and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Simon looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the pandadol and notices a note on the table. "Sweetie, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His sons are also at the table, eating. Simon asks, "Boys, what happened last night?"

Sid says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Totally Confused, Simon asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect your mother to have 'put the face on' and a big argument!"

Seb replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said , "Hey!!!!!!! leave me alone! I'm married!"