Why Golf is better than Sex

Another Golf ditty courtesy of Bella and Mike.

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a sandwich and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6.. You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Malaysia, you can do it every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex....
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#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Simon Says: - All said and done however, getting it in the wrong hole is still frowned upon by most partners although some partners may find it funny.