Liar Liar

Below is the police report that was submitted by the van driver that ran me over last September. Needless to say I didn't suddenly swerve into his path but rather due to a combination of stupidity and incompetence he simply drove into me for no apparent reason.

You will of course be pleased to note his last comments on the report "HE WAS NOT INJURED". Well we're all no doubt relieved to hear that.

He failed to mention in his report however, that although we'd become briefly acquainted with each other, as I came through his windscreen, he drove off without so much as a care as to whether I was alive or dead!

"On the 2/09/06 at about 10.55 am, I was driving m/van No. WDT 7460 from Balakong towards Simpang Balak.
When I arrived at the Km 17 of the Cheras-Kajang Highway, suddenly a cyclist in front of me swerved to the right.I braked but due to close proximity, collided into this cyclist.
As a result of this incident my m/van suffered damage as follows: front windscreen smashed, front left bumper dented, front bonnet dented, other damage not known as yet. I was not injured".