Monday, May 18, 2009

Alternative Quote of the Day

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Courtesy of Dave Clenton

[Be prepared, there are many more coming]

2 comments:

plee said...

Shades of Wiley coyote(Road Runner) and his ACME parachute!!

Nick Flynn said...

"I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it."
- Steven Wright

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
- Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."
- Unknown

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
- Proverb