(Courtesy of Nick Flynn)
"I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it."- Steven Wright
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before."- Mae West (1892-1980)
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."- Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."- Unknown [Simon's favourite]
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."- Proverb
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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